*Conversation with my dad as a newly diagnosed diabetic (that my dad reminded me about)*
My Dad: Are you checking your blood sugars more now that you're on your...'curse'?
Me: I don't want to
My Dad: I know you don't. But remember you're not the only one going through this diabetes thing. Everything you do, Nick Jonas does it too.
Me: *Annoyed* Really? Does Nick Jonas's blood sugar go to 300 when he's on his period too??
My Dad: .......
Me: ........?
My Dad: .....I'm sure it does....
'Internets'? Is that a word?
My Dad: Are you gonna clean up your room today?
Me: I can't.....*superman pose* I have a blog to run...
My Dad: *Shakes head*.........You and your damn internets.