*My Friend and I watching ‘Sherlock*
Friend’s Mom: Oh look! Martin Freeman and that Bendy guy!
Me:
My Friend:
Friend’s Mom: *Serious* That’s his name right? Bendy Something?
My Friend & I: ……..okay…..
This. Just. Happened.
My Mom: You know, the more I watch 'Sherlock', the more you remind me of Sherlock Holmes.
Me: is it because of my amazing skills at remembering small details? Reading body language?
My Mom: No, it's cause you two see yourselves as really superior, you both lack social-skills, you both get annoyed by your sibling, and you two have only one friend.
Me: ...............
My Mom: ................
Me: ................
My Mom: She's still your friend, right?
Me: ........yes....
My Mom: ..............
Me: ............
My Dad: She is real, right?
Me: ........yes.....
If Only…..
I sometimes wish that gifs were real.
So you can put all the ones you need in your pocket and throw them out into a conversation when you don’t know how to respond.
When someone makes negative comments on your favorite Person/Show/Movie/Book.
Throw this one out:
When someone is yelling about something, that doesnt even concern you.
Take this one out:
When someone is wasting your precious time with their story.
Throw this one out:
When someone wants to start something.
Throw this one out:
And when someone is talking about something they CLEARLY don’t have one clue about.
Shoot them this:
AND ESPECIALLY When Steven Moffat wants you to go into a nervous breakdown.
There’s always this:
I’m just sayin’….. It would save me time….
