Oh, Mr. Newman…
*Melts*
I Want A Guy Who…
Has Eyes like Frank Sinatra,
A Smile like Fred Astaire,
Wit like Groucho Marx,
A Speaking Voice like David Niven,
A Laugh like Jimmy Stewart,
Humor like Red Skelton,
Charm like Cary Grant,
A Body like Paul Newman,
Can Sing likeHoward Keel,
And Dance like Gene Kelly.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?!
