When someone asks you who your celeb crush is and you say “Cary Grant” and then they say “He doesn’t count. He’s dead.”:

christinecoop:

what a dream boat, if anyone looked at me this way i’d just melt!

christinecoop:

what a dream boat, if anyone looked at me this way i’d just melt!

Me: Hey dad guess what!
My Dad: what?
Me: Did you know, that you were born the same year Cary Grant's movie 'The Bishop's Wife' came out?
Me Dad: ........
Me: ......
My Dad: .......
Me: .......?
My Dad: .....go away

I was on my floor watching “Arsenic and Old Lace” when my dog ran across my computer. Then later I found out he stepped on the button that makes caps and well;

Cary Grant bondage was the outcome.


life ruiner

life ruiner


the blink that started it all

the blink that started it all